Ram Rod Daddy
 

I'm a ramrodding daddy : I stays up on Main Street
I keeps my gun loaded : for every good‑looking woman I meet

I'm a ramrodding daddy : Lord my rod is long and slim
And every time I load a gun for a woman : you know it's too tight Jim

I'm a ramrodding daddy : I rams as I walk along
Every time I use my ramrod : I surely will win a home

I want all you women : you better bear this in mind
A good ramrodding daddy : these days is hard to find

When I get to use my ramrod : I sure Lord take my time
It ain't no other ramrodding daddy : can put his load below where I put mine