Milkcow's Calf Blues
 

Tell me milkcow : what on earth is wrong with you
Now you have a little new calf : ooo and your milk is turning blue

Now your calf is hungry : I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turning blue : ooo I believe he's out of luck

Now I feel like milking : and my cow won't come
I feel like churning : and my milk won't turn

I'm crying please : please don't do me wrong
If you see my milkcow baby now : please drive her home

My milkcow been rambling : ooo wee for miles around
Now she been suckling some other man's bullcow : ooo in a strange man's town