You Run and Tell Your Daddy
 

Well it's everything I tell you : you run and tell your daddy‑law

I ain't going to tell you nothing else : because you done run and tell your daddy‑law

And it's everything I give you : you give it to your daddy‑law

Hey my doggy jumped a rabbit : and he run him for a solid mile

When he seen he couldn't catch him : so he cried just like a natural child

Yeah your sister was a teddy : your daddy was a great big bear

Put a rope around my neck : you can lead me anywhere

When I asked that woman : to let me be her kid

She say you might get mawkish : baby you won't keep it hid