Alberta
 

Oh Alberta oh Alberta : don't you hear me calling you
If Alberta hear your calling : what you want Alberta to do

I woke up this morning I woke up this morning : with the blues right there around my bed
Went to eat my breakfast : and the blues all in my bread

I lay down last night I lay down last night : I was turning from side to side
And I was not sick : but I was just dissatisfied

I called for you yesterday I called for you yesterday : honey and here you come ??? *day*
Had you mouth wide open : and you don't know what to say

Please Alberta please Alberta : tell me what in the world you mean
Honey the way you treats me : beats all I ever seen

What makes an old woman what makes an old woman : she go crazy about a right young man
Because she know she can take him : and raise him to hang