Kansas City Papa
 

I'm going to Kansas City : I'm going to lower my line
I get in Kansas City : I be hard to find

Women in Kansas City Lord : doing the turkey trot
The women in Louisiana Lord : doing the eagle rock

The funniest thing : that I ever seen
The tomcat stitching : on a sewing machine

The funniest thing : that I ever did see
A polecat climbing : up a 'simmon tree

You keep on talking : till you make me think
You daddy was a bulldog : your mammy was a mink

You keep on talking : till you make me mad
I tell you about the troubles : that your sister had