Grandpa and Grandma Blues
 

Grandma got something : make grandpa break his pipe
And grandpa got something : keep grandma awake all night

Grandma grandma : please don't sleep so long
Grandpa ain't smoked his pipe : grandma since you been gone

Here comes grandpa : staring up and down the road
With that pipe in his hand : he'll find you everywhere you go

Grandma grandma : why don't you stay at home
That's why you and grandpa : grandma can't get along

Grandma grandma : what makes you love grandpa so
He's got the same pipe now : he had forty years ago

Grandpa swears : he won't get drunk no more
Because he broke his pipe : he had forty years ago