New Dirty Dozens
 

I don't want them banties : mixed up with my *dominics*

Come all you folks : and start to walk
I'm fixing to start : my dozen talk

What you thinking about : ain't on my mind
That stuff you got : isn't ??? kind

Some of you womens : ought to be in the can
Out on the corner : stopping every man

Now the soap is a nickel : and the towel is three
I'm pigmeat *peppy* : now who wants me

Now the funniest thing : I ever seen
Tomcat jumping : on a sewing machine

Sewing machine : run so fast
Sewed ninety‑nine stitches : in his yas yas yas

I'm going to tell you : all about old man Bill
He can't see : but he sure can smell

Fish man pass here : the other day
I done hear him : pretty mama I'm going your way

Your auntie and your uncle : and your ma and pa
They all got drunk : and showed their Santa Claus