Hoppin' Toad Frog
 

I'm harmless as I can be : I stays out of all people's way
I'm just a little old toad : I'm going to hop back to my home some day

I've hop down in your basement : don't mean to harm a single soul
I shake all of your ashes : then shovel you in some brand new coal

I don't have no friend : by myself I'm always on the road
Just let me hop you one time mama : and you'll keep me for your little old toad

Mom would you let a poor little old toad frog : hop down in your water pond
I'd dive down and come right out : and I won't stay in your water long

But I know for myself : and your front yard is where I get my load
Way you talk you like my hopping : why don't you keep me for your little toad

Mama do you know one thing : your water tank is just deep enough
I can dive down to the bottom : and take my time and tread right back up